The Madman's cracked me up recently with these three...
Q. How do you know an auto-mechanic's just had sex?
A. One of his fingers is clean.
Q. How do you piss off a female archeologist?
A. Hand her a used tampon and ask her which period it came from.
and my personal favourite...
Q. What is common between spaghetti and girls?
A. They both wiggle and squirm when you eat 'em.
21.8.08
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Took me so long to comment coz I was rolling with laughter ever since u posted these three gems... Just managed to stop.
Needless to say, they r awesome!
PS1- I have an aching stomach from laughin too much
PS2- Hows the break from work going?
Glad you enjoyed :)
more will follow as soon as the Madman obliges.
what break yaar?! i thought this was supposed to be a slowdown for me... taking time to evaluate options... doing interviews etc
Instead i'm clocking even more hours than before. Aah i should just take it easy like a lot of other people who're in a position similar to mine but 2 newbies who're handling the channel for the first time means that i can't just not help them out.
yeah i know i'm nice... Stupid but nice.
PS - so i'm curious - what kinda consulting do you do anyway? i'm kinda looking for options :)
So you are not yet done with work? Damn that's painful- Slogging it out even after you know that you don't really have to.
PS- The kind of consulting I do? The kind that companies shell out big money for :-P
PS2- I'd love to give you details and help you out with options, but how about we take it offline?
PS3- Love that you are playing around with the look fo your blog. Now quit foolin' around and get to work on a post!
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